Happy Birthday, Patrick!!

To the man who only wears his Red Hot Chili Peppers tee. To the man who drunkenly wanders around in aviators, nearly smashing the guitar he's playing. To the man who loses a group of 20 people within 5 minutes. To the man who can hold a conversation about chewing gum. We all love him. And I'm sure if he were around right now, we'd get him schnockered and make him do all those silly things over again. Happy Birthday, Patrick. I hope wherever you are, you're getting schnockered and doing all those silly things over again.